Change in the weather: Instead of turning into winter, it's turning into Seattle.
My latest project didn't take long enough. Which of course means that I'm done. Yay! I finally pinned down the regular expressions and got the random quote thing to work on the home page. So now there's a process that runs every twelve hours which reads my latest post, splits it into sentences, creates a javascript function to pick one at random, and writes it into my home page. Pretty nifty. It's my favorite recent accomplishment, geek-wise.
My favorite recent license plate spotted is Juan234. Get it? Ha ha ha.
The whole concept of the gay bar sometimes strikes me as a bit odd. How much different is that then a black bar, or a white bar? Of course it's not like it's an enforced rule, it's just a clientele. But it's certainly weird to have slides of men taking showers projected on the walls and on tiny plasma screens all over the place. I've been to lots of "straight" bars, and there's usually no porn. I'm sure I'd remember it if there was. My favorite activity was watching how uncomfortable it made some of the straight guys who were there. At least 2 or 3 left explicitly citing that as the reason. And all the waiters stroking each other when they passed. Good stuff.
The bathroom was built with covert handjobs in mind, undoubtedly more. As far as I could see there were only stalls (interesting considering the customers are almost exclusively male) and very spacious. Full length doors for complete privacy, and even the soothing sound of bubbles and other water noises from an in-wall speaker. Maybe I should pay this much attention to my sexual life. I'll decorate my apartment with porn, create a super sexy bathroom, deep red lights everywhere, lots of curtains, everyone will be horny all the time.
Anyway, I'm home now in my temporarily roommate free pad. It seems that both of my roommates are out of town for the weekend, so I'm looking forward to lots of hanging around the house, playing music loudly, watching movies, and cooking eggs naked. What could be better?
