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July 19, 2002
Speaking of healthy relationships, I

Speaking of healthy relationships, I was just watching a little Blind Date, after fulfilling my patriotic duty by eating this pizza (god bless pizza), and I know there are those that will argue with me here, but I really think that show, and Shipmates too, is remarkable. It's far better than your Rickis and your Nay-Nays and your Jenny Jesse Raphae-raldos, because these don't even remotely pretend to be serious. It's all completely tongue in cheek, but that's what makes it so nice. 90% of the people on the show appear to be these people who will do absolutely anything to get on teevee. They'll seriously do anything. Lately the shows have been getting really pretty pornographic, I don't even know if they'd show this stuff on Cinemax.

After a seemingly brain-damaged sex kitten (she said twice, apparently trying to construct a compliment, I'm not kidding, "on a scale of 1 to 10; 1 being the best, 10 being the worst, I'd say he was an... 8"), and a perpetually grinning muscle guy had sex on Shipmates, I watched Blind Date. Now I find it very hard to believe that the people you see here, he a living version of Michaelangelo's David, but Austrian, and she some kind of alien creature constructed largely of silicone, would have to go on tv to get dates. In LA. I know I'm stereotyping, but come on. She looks like she's having an orgasm during the pre-date interview.


He said about himself, you have to imagine Arnold Schwartsineggah saying this, "I don't think that I'm a playah, I'm just.. I'm just very sexual." He proved this in the first 5 minutes of the date by telling his date she that "her boobies look huge".

She, on the other hand, loves "men who walk into a room and just think they're the @*#&!"

Anyway, they screwed at least a couple of times.

At the end of the show, they individually describe the date. She said, I'm dead serious, "I'm not really usually a big fan of people from other countries, but the minute his sense of humor and his personality came forward, I was really pleased." It's amazing they could get through all of his... foreignness.

To be fair, he said, "Her breast is... pretty amazing. It's really stunning, like a piece of art."

I won't describe the first date on the show, where a somewhat normal guy (well, relatively), and a she-male went to a Journey concert, but I have both of them on tape. Come over, I'll show you. You won't believe it.

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So, I'm back from a long day at the beach and then seeing De La Guarda, and I'm checking up on a few blogs I like to read regularly. So I'm reading this post and thinking, "huh, how is it that Anthony can post from a moving vehicle?" Was pretty funny. Must sleep.

That... was probably one of the most amusing blog entries I've ever read.

That is all.