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February 29, 2004
I Hate The Oscars, and So Do You

I'm not saying I'm not going to watch it, I'm just saying I hate it. It's times like these when I'm really glad I have a Tivo. I'll be able to compress this 3 hour crap heap into about 15 minutes, which is 10 minutes longer than it should be.

I love movies, don't get me wrong. I'll see just about any movie, and often do. I love the experience of going to the movies, the dark theater, the big screen, the great sound, the popcorn, the obnoxious fellow theater goers. Scratch that last one.

But I hate the Oscars, and awards shows in general. It's all so egotistical and self-congratulatory. They spend three hours telling each other inside jokes and laughing about how rich they are and what a great job they have.

Blecch.

And did you see what Dianne Keaton was wearing? Is anyone sure that there's an actual person under all of that?

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