Instead of trying to fool everyone (that's right, all 6 of you) with some stupid fake post about how I've decided to become a Republican and run for County Water Board; or that I've absolutely had it and I'm moving to Patagonia; or that I'm pitching the Playboy channel my idea for a show called "American Porn Star" in the style of American Idol; instead of doing any of that, I'll just point you to this very entertaining list of The Top 100 April Fool's Hoaxes of All Time. Enjoy.
Oh, and Liz's new homemade tattoo is healing nicely. I started doing my name before I realized it was off center, so I had to change it to "Andy." Oh well, not bad for my first try. (It's on her ankle.)
Here's a wider shot.
