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April 26, 2004
Sugar Land

Please Read this article. It's kind of long, but it's worth it.

Part of a series, the article describes the life of a "typical Red Stater," in Sugar Land, Texas, home of House Majority Leader Tom DeLay and "a large number of Indian residents -- 'that's with a dot, not with a feather.'"

The basic picture is of a happy family with no problems who can't seem to understand why Blue Staters -- liberals -- are so worked up. What's the problem? Things are good. We all go to the same church, we all plant the same bushes, we don't give a shit about the environment, and we all drive American pick-up trucks. Why are those liberals so "whiny?"

It's a fascinating portrait. They're not stupid people, not bigots or assholes, but they can't see past the ends of their noses. If things are good in Sugar Land, Texas, well then things are probably good everywhere, and they'll thank you not to go on and on about how that's not so. People shouldn't look to the government to help them, they should help themselves, like the Steins did.

The Red Staters don't eat healthy food. They don't grind their own coffee. They own many guns and view hunting in the most romantic terms. Their definition of bravery is firing laser-guided missiles into practically prehistoric villages from miles above. They get their news from Pat Buchanon, Robert Novak and Ann Coulter.

Stein's breakfast is scrambled eggs over congealed grits fried in butter, and coffee that comes not in bean form but already ground and is brewed not through natural brown paper filters but unnatural white ones. " 'Melitta plants four trees for every one used in the production of our filter paper,' " he says, reading the side of the box of filters. He puts the box back in the cabinet. "I could care less."

That's very nice. And very typical. As long as things look nice and there is the appearance of calm and control, it's really not all that important what any of it means to the rest of the world. I wonder if he "could care less" how many people live in virtual slavery so that he can have low, low prices and nice, bleached white coffee filters. I wonder if he "could care less" that species are disappearing off of our planet at an unprecedented rate, with consequences we can't begin to understand.

And this is the problem: They don't care. They care about each other -- their families, their church -- but they don't care about people they can't see. They care about their rights -- to own guns, to buy cheap gas, to good schools -- but they don't care about rights for which they have no personal use. There's no empathy.

I'm sure these are nice folks in most everyday ways, and it's obvious that they hold their views strongly, but I can't shake the feeling that they're just wrong. I can't shake the feeling that if any of these issues ever came home to roost in Sugar Land, Texas -- if they had any idea what it was like to be on the losing end of the policies and attitudes they profit from -- they would feel differently.

Mr. Stein describes a speech by Martin Luther King, Jr. as "great" (after an "awesome" speech by Bush and an "amazing" speech by Reagan). I wonder if this was part of the speech:

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

the article

NOTE : Tomorrow comes the (already posted) Blue States installment. I'll probably have something to say about that too.

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I'm curious why you would think the Steins are "nice folks in most everyday ways", as if their inability... no, their unwillingness to see themselves in the context of a larger environment, where everything is connected to everything else, is somehow divorced from their perceived "niceness" by going to church. It is all connected, and their failure to give a shit about anything beyond their immediate selves is hypocrisy at its finest. If a tornado comes along and knocks their pretty little town flat, how would they feel about it if the rest of the world... Americans included... said "I could care less."

BTW, the correct term is "I couldn't care less." The way that Stein said it implies he *does* care, at least a little, and he clearly doesn't.

Oh, and if this helps you diagnose your server problem, there's an error being displayed at the bottom of the comment box: MT::App::Comments=HASH(0x8129ca8) Use of uninitialized value in sprintf at /usr/www/users/ahecht/slapnose/cgi-bin/mt/lib/MT/Template/Context.pm line 1187.

Larger picture comments:

1) He listened to MLK jr. and called the speech great. Baby steps... America IS getting better as a whole.
For a nation founded on genocide and forged through racism, we are making incredible strides in some very key areas.

2) Having grown up in South Carolina, in a town that sounds almost exactly like Sugar Land, I can assure you that they will end up seeing past the end of their noses. The people in the town I grew up in went from Mr. Stein to Mr. Liberal within the last several years. All it took was for NAFTA to drive all of the textile jobs to Mexico and destroy all of the smaller local economies that put hamburgers on the grill and paid to fill their chevy trucks up with gas.

Bob,

I erased and rewrote the line about the Steins being "nice" several times. I agree with you that given their attitudes and selfishness, they are not, in a large sense, "nice."

The distinction I think is important is that while their attitudes and actions have bad consequences, they are not aware of it. As Scott points out, there are some signs of hope in the article, and I'm trying to be careful not to impugn people's motives. I don't think they are consciously evil, I'm sure they do many things which contribute good to the world, it's not black and white.

As for "I could care less," that's why I put it in quotes every time. It's one of my bigger pet peeves that those two phrases are interchangeable when in fact they have opposite meanings. That said, I didn't want to sink to going after someone's grammar, it's kind of a cheap shot.

Thanks for the error info. I have some ideas of what may be wrong, but would have to roll back some significant changes to address it. I think I may wait for the forthcoming MT 3 to solve the problem.

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