Submitted for your disgust, Rush Limbaugh.
A caller compared the torture at Abu Ghraib to a college fraternity prank, Rush responds (via Pandagon):
The most popular radio host in the country, ladies and gentlemen. I'm really at a loss for words.
Just to make things crystal clear, here's a list of things these people did and are alleged to have done, to "blow some steam off:"
- Punching, slapping, and kicking detainees; jumping on their naked feet
- Videotaping and photographing naked male and female detainees
- Forcibly arranging detainees in various sexually explicit positions for photographing
- Forcing detainees to remove their clothing and keeping them naked for several days at a time
- Forcing naked male detainees to wear women's underwear
- Forcing groups of male detainees to masturbate themselves while being photographed and videotaped
- Arranging naked male detainees in a pile and then jumping on them
- Positioning a naked detainee on a MRE Box, with a sandbag on his head, and attaching wires to his fingers, toes, and penis to simulate electric torture
- Writing "I am a Rapest" (sic) on the leg of a detainee alleged to have forcibly raped a 15-year old fellow detainee, and then photographing him naked
- Placing a dog chain or strap around a naked detainee's neck and having a female Soldier pose for a picture
- A male MP guard having sex with a female detainee
- Using military working dogs (without muzzles) to intimidate and frighten detainees, and in at least one case biting and severely injuring a detainee
- Taking photographs of dead Iraqi detainees
- Breaking chemical lights and pouring the phosphoric liquid on detainees
- Threatening detainees with a charged 9mm pistol
- Pouring cold water on naked detainees
- Beating detainees with a broom handle and a chair
- Threatening male detainees with rape
- Allowing a military police guard to stitch the wound of a detainee who was injured after being slammed against the wall in his cell
- Sodomizing a detainee with a chemical light and perhaps a broom stick
- Using military working dogs to frighten and intimidate detainees with threats of attack, and in one instance actually biting a detainee
(From the Taguba Report)
Rush's take on this, again:
You know, I'm sort of feeling like I need some emotional release myself. Feeling a little stressed out. Maybe I should go down to Rush's house and sodomize him with a chemical light. You know, just to blow off some steam. Come on, I just wanna have a good time!