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May 17, 2004
The End of the World as We Know It

And guess what? It feels fine.

That's right, gay people have started getting married in Massachusetts, and so far, not one heterosexual marriage has broken up or been prevented as a result. We haven't even seen any reports of a biblical plague or anyone being smitten from above.

No, all the reports are of happy, loving people publicly declaring their love for one another, and being granted the same rights as anyone else.

gay marriage
Oh, the horror.

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