PRESIDENT BUSH: The CIA laid out a -- several scenarios that said, life could be lousy, like [sic] could be okay, life could be better. And they were just guessing as to what the conditions might be like.
Now, clearly the CIA is loaded with dumbasses, that has been established, but it seems a bit odd that they'd just be wildly guessing as to current conditions in Iraq, a country in which we've been conducting a war for 18 months.
"Yeah, we're not really sure what's going on over there. It might be really great or really crappy. There's really no way to tell. It's pretty far away, you know."

