In a break from my regular ranting, here is a little gift to all of my single friends out there - and to all of my committed friends who will someday be single again, whether by choice or by death - the two best pickup/comeon lines I've ever heard:
"I'm going outside to make out. Care to join me?"
... and, on the dirtier but no less hilarious side of things...
"You give me the hardest semi I have ever had."
From Nerve.com's Pickup Line Contest. The rest of them are dumb. Trust me.
