I implore you.
"... There will be long lines.. I suggest to you this: Be ready to waste a day for Democracy. If the line is long, stay there. If you are hungry, eat someone in line with you. Do not leave until you get your vote counted. I urge you to do that civic duty tomorrow.
On a personal note, I am a comedian who makes fun of what I believe to be the absurdities of our government... Make my life difficult, Make these next four years reeaaally shitty for me."
As for me, I'm a blogger. Make my blog boring. Please. Give me nothing to go completely nuts about every day. Hell, I'd settle for only one or two things a day, but none would be great. I'll go back to talking about volleyball and how people act weird on mass transit. I'll gladly hold forth at length about the health of the cat and the funny things homeless people say.
Just please, America, give me that chance. Let's be boring again.