While I'm sure I'm subjected to fewer of those damn "Power of Pride" bumper stickers here in Seattle than many people are in other places, I still see quite a few, and I always want to pee on them. Instead, I've made up a few companion stickers.
Herewith, the latest in the Slapnose Merchandise line, the Seven Deadly Sins bumper sticker collection.
Power of Pride? Sure! But why stop there? It seems unfair to neglect the Powers of Lust, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Gluttony and Avarice, doesn't it?
Not that I'm advocating it, but it sure would be funny if someone bought a bunch of these and started sticking them right next to people's Power of Pride stickers. If you're uneasy with such vandalism, stick one under their windshield wiper, or on a telephone pole.
What's amazing is how well they all fit our country's general attitude these days. Except maybe envy, although that's probably the subconscious cause for the other 6.