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March 09, 2005
The Last Credit Card of a Scoundrel

Today I received a new version of my Discover card.

Here's what my old one looked like...

And here's what my new one looks like...

Nobody ever asked me what kind of new card I wanted, so I guess crass nationalism is the default card now. I had to call to activate it, and I almost asked if they would send me something else, but I figured that would be a sure-fire way onto a no fly list, so I didn't. Thankfully, I never use the card, so I won't have to actually hand this tacky piece of crap over to anyone in person.

UPDATE: I went on the website and requested a different card.

Mais oui!

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So you replace crass nationalism with crass nationalism. How interesting. Are you moving to the country of your choice, or are you going to continue to taint the gene pool here?

Oh damn! I really messed up there, huh? Thanks for pointing that out, Mike. I never would have noticed that I had deliberately done that.

Have you noticed that I actually like sarcasim?

No, no I haven't.

Isin't the "Discover" card only accepted in the US anyway (a place where the flag is so common your card will look normal), so you won't be using it abroad anyway (a place where the flag identifies you as an american and might be draw undesirable attention)

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