In a paper to be published tomorrow in Science, a team of pagan scientists describe the discovery of soft tissues, including blood vessels and possibly cells, in a 70-million-year-old T-Rex in Montana.
The paper says that the blood vessels are "virtually indistinguishable" from blood vessels in modern Ostrich bones. Many scientists believe that birds are the closest living relatives of ancient dinosaurs.
The researchers believe it may be possible to recover intact proteins from the find, which would in turn make it possible to finally clone us up an army of dinosaurs to help out with the war on terror. Look out, Osama.
I can only assume that the proponents of Intelligent Design and other such nonsense will do everything in their power to keep this exciting find from polluting the minds of the nation's children.
Story - The New York Times
