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June 9, 2005
Cruise Control

Holy shit is Tom Cruise crazy.

Observe the clips here and here.

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The man is off his nut. It's kind of funny, really, since his Scientology cult training teaches that psychology is a terrible evil and a giant scam. It doesn't take Bill Frist to diagnose bipolar disorder from afar in this case.

Yikes.

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Dude. This stuff is great. It's Frank T.J. Mackey all over again! "Oprah. Respect, the cock!" then Tom proceeds to jamming her on the couch right in front of her audience, "Wo-o-o-ooooooh!"

"Respect, the cock!"

With this kind of passion, people would vote him in as president of the world, where he'd then proceed to eliminate all psychology, and replace all school sex-education programs with Narconon.

Tom during his state of the planet address:

"Let me tell you about a new program, and what a programmmmmm it is, GAH!

It's going to revolution how you see yourself, your children,
your children's children,
and the mites on them too.
It's called Narconon, and let me tell you, it iS GRe-he-heeeeaT!
If you can think it, it happens, and it's happening right now; I can see it. There it goes.

You just got a hint, of what I'm talking about, and let me tell you, it iS GRe-he-heeeeaT!

Respect .... the cock!"

Cue the fanfare.

Still Like That Old Time Rock’n’ Roll!
That Kind of Music just Soothes the Soul!
"Wo-o-o-ooooooh!"
With that Old Time Rock ’N’ Roll!

I just watched the Dave Letterman interview of Katie Holmes and it's pretty damn funny. After asking some perfunctory questions about her role in the new Batman movie, he says "ok, now why you're really here" and proceeds to grill her about her relationship with Tom.

Letterman has such an ease in making some people look ridiculous, with just the questions he's asking. Check it out if you still can.

Actually, it's sad to see an actor who came so far along (compare Top Gun [I loved it when I was 8, now it's just a piece of shit to me] with Magnolia), and now suddently became nothing but a fucking clown. Nobody should ever take him as a serious actor ever again...