Yesterday the inventor of the Neutical, synthetic replacement testicles for pets, was awarded the Ig Nobel Prize for Medicine.
Well deserved.
If you're interested, there's a new version of Neutical on the market (though it is "equally superior to the other models") that features ScarRetard®, which, according to the website, "virtually retards the risk of potential scar tissue development."
I propose that these guys win a prize for most qualifiers in one sentence, too.