Oh I know you've been waiting for this... Well wait no longer! No longer! No longer wait!
The Slapnose Merchandising Wing is happy to announce the new fall line!
Two new designs are available—one good, one bad. You decide which is which.
First, the "The President is Lying" model, jauntily worn here by nobody at all and featured on our very first black shirt. Chic, n'est-ce pas?
This design is also available in bumper sticker form.
Don't worry! These stickers will be relevant for at least 3 more years, and most likely well beyond! Even if the monkey prince gets impeached (hope, hope), I'm sure it'll still work. Besides, it will have faded by then.
Item 2!
Are you as pissed off by these intelligent design idiots as I am? Why not show you care about basic scientific principles with this saucy number? Wear it to church!
It's also available in black..
And sticker (also black stickers)...
As well as on many other fine shirt-like and sticker-like products such as mugs, g-strings, mousepads, and a bunch of other crap.
Happy shopping... Don't forget all the rest of my goods. Most of them make some kind of gift (great, gag, ironic, etc).
P.S. - Hat tip to the Queen of the Snow Cows for the seed of the I heart Evolution idea. Also, as with all things Cafepress, I haven't yet seen these produced. Particularly the black ones are a new thing. So if you order one and it looks like crap, please let me know (and take advantage of their 30-day return policy!) and I'll adjust the design.
