<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0" 
  xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
  xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
  xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/"
  xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#">

<channel>
<title>Slapnose</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/</link>
<description></description>
<dc:language>en-us</dc:language>
<dc:creator>anthony@slapnose.com</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2007-03-21T12:28:18-08:00</dc:date>
<admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34" />
<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
<sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase>

<item>
<title>Sweet Jeebus!</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2007/03/21/sweet_jeebus/</link>
<description>This.. wow. Holy super wow. Plenty more to be found in this post from WFMU. (via Blogtown and Slog)...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1954@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Religion</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-03-21T12:28:18-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Ultraviolet Dreams</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2007/03/13/ultraviolet_dreams/</link>
<description>Continuing my one post per month tradition, here&apos;s a post about space. On February 25, NASA was calibrating the camera aboard their new STEREO B spaceship when they happened to catch the moon transiting in front of the sun. The...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1953@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Science</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-03-13T14:49:17-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Creating Polls In Movable Type</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2007/02/14/creating_polls_in_movable_type/</link>
<description>Oh, how terribly boring this will be to most of you. And on Valentine&apos;s Day no less! Then again, my near complete lack of posting in the past, oh, 6 months, means there really is no &quot;most of you&quot; anymore....</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1952@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Movable Type</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-02-14T10:16:56-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Tacoma Jumps the Shark</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2007/01/11/tacoma_jumps_the_shark/</link>
<description>Local hamlet Federal Way (Motto: &quot;It&apos;s not Tacoma, but we can see it from here!&quot;), has joined the ranks of the tragically stupid by subverting the education of an entire town&apos;s school children because one delusional parent complained. This week...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1947@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Environment</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-01-11T09:09:24-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>A History Lesson, Mr. President</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2006/11/21/a_history_lesson_mr_president/</link>
<description>Keith Olbermann schools Bush on the real lessons of Vietnam. Ouch. It&apos;s a giant tragedy that this is so right, and Bush will never know....</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1946@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Iraq</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-11-21T08:08:27-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Best. Thing. Ever.</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2006/11/10/best_thing_ever/</link>
<description>Wow. Except for maybe this:...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1945@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Music</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-11-10T13:04:39-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Here We Go...</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2006/11/06/here_we_go/</link>
<description>A nice little reminder of what&apos;s been going on around here for the past 6 years. I&apos;ve said it before and I&apos;ll say it again, if you support George W. Bush at this point, I fear for your mental health....</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1944@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Politics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-11-06T08:24:51-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Comments Change</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2006/10/05/comments_change/</link>
<description>Due to the rampant assholery of comment spammers and my decreasing ability to keep up with their pathetic asses, I&apos;ve closed comments on all posts more than 30 days old. So if you have something to say, say it fast....</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1943@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Site News</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-10-05T11:25:57-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>The Orwell Factor</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2006/10/04/the_orwell_factor/</link>
<description>This, I submit to you, is just going too damn far. Notice anything weird about this image of former Congressman Mark &quot;The Alcohol Made Me Go After Teenage Boys&quot; Foley? Hmmm.. Oh, yeah! It says he&apos;s a Democrat!! I mean,...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1942@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Politics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-10-04T09:55:13-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Bye Bye Badunk</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2006/09/29/bye_bye_badunk/</link>
<description>And so we come to the end of a long chapter in vehicle ownership. That&apos;s right, the venerated Badunkadunk has been sold. The old girl served us well, but alas was lonely and neglected these past couple of years, yearning...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1941@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>My Life</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-09-29T13:48:42-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>What We&apos;ve Lost</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2006/09/11/what_weve_lost/</link>
<description>I&apos;m not a particularly big fan of symbolic remembrances, but it&apos;s impossible not to think about 9/11 today, and my prevailing emotion is one of sadness. Not (only) for the loss of innocent life on that day, but for the...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1940@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>9/11</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-09-11T09:51:33-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Katrina Timeline</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2006/08/29/katrina_timeline/</link>
<description>One year later, a must read: Think Progress&apos; exhaustive Katrina Timeline. Many, many of the major actors in this tragedy should be in prison for the way this was handled. Instead, they&apos;re still running our country....</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1939@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Hurricane Katrina</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-08-29T14:24:25-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Focus On This, Jerks</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2006/08/17/focus_on_this_jerks/</link>
<description>UPDATE:: This no longer works. This is just about the best thing ever. In brief: Focus on the Family, James Dobson&apos;s rabidly anti-gay, anti-everything good, and highly politically-connected group, will send you just about all the bullshit propaganda you want...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1938@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Gay Rights</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-08-17T14:24:46-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Washington Joins Ranks of States That Suck</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2006/07/26/washington_joins_ranks_of_states_that_suck/</link>
<description>Today Washington state&apos;s Supreme Court upheld the state&apos;s 1998 &quot;Defense of Marriage Act.&quot; I guess the justices didn&apos;t want our state to be behind the curve of bigotry and discrimination vis-a-vis the rest of the country. Very sad. Here&apos;s the...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1937@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Gay Rights</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-07-26T08:22:58-08:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>An Inconvenient Truth</title>
<link>http://slapnose.com/archives/2006/06/26/an_inconvenient_truth/</link>
<description>In honor of Seattle&apos;s ongoing record-breaking heat wave, Liz and I finally went to see An Inconvenient Truth (a.k.a. &quot;The Al Gore Movie&quot;) yesterday evening. Please, if you haven&apos;t seen it yet, go see it as soon as you can....</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">1936@http://slapnose.com/</guid>
<dc:subject>Movies</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-06-26T08:00:41-08:00</dc:date>
</item>


</channel>
</rss>