The Projects

Here you will find narratives of my various projects. Maybe I'll build a birdhouse, maybe I'll try to write a screenplay, maybe I'll paint my face, give myself a mohawk, eat only Fritos for an entire day, run 10 miles with no training, make sausage, or take over the world. In other words, whatever pops into my head. If it stays around long enough and I decide to do it, I'll chronicle the process here. Sounds great, huh? Here we go.