Tom Tomorrow may get to go to the star-studded premier of Farenheit 9/11, but thanks to my new job in the independent media, I got a free pass to a preview screening of Dodgeball tonight.
Take that, Tom.
If anyone's interested, Dodgeball is not nearly as bad as you may imagine. It had many genuinely funny parts, and comparatively few really terrible ones. Any movie that ends with the line, "Fuckin' Chuck Norris" is good by me. Get as stoned as you can manage first, it'll surely be even better.
