The "Young Conservatives of Texas" (motto: Shaping Texas Politics for Over 25 Years") recently demonstrated their class and compassion by celebrating "Capture an Illegal Immigrant Day."
Since these people don't actually known any dark-skinned people, the role of the illegal immigrant was played by really stupid white boys.
I'm looking forward to the pictures from their upcoming "Snitch On That Osama-Lookin' Fella What Works At The Drive-In Day".