Okay, he didn't really say that.
Here's what he did say today, in Lancaster Country, PA:
Ah... yes. And where are those weapons now, Mr. Douchebag? Why, jeez, they're most likely in the hands of our terrorist enemies!
So, if Kerry "had his way," according to Bush's seriously insane view, those weapons might have gotten into the wrong hands. With Bush in power though, they're completely secure.. Err... no. Shit. What was it again? Oh yeah, they're in the hands of our terrorist enemies. Damn you, Senator Kerry!!! How could you let this happen!?!?!
See, it's not even funny anymore. They don't even try to make sense. They just spew out some words that make people cheer because the people have had their brains turned to jelly by his evil Brain-to-Jelly Ray™. Can't you see that?
Bush also offered his opinion today that these missing 380 tons of explosives may have gone missing before the U.S. ever invaded. It's "one possibility." Yeah, sure, it's one possibility. One that has no evidence to back it up. He's actually playing the "it's posssssible" game, and it's working on far too many of us.
What we always miss is the stupendously obvious. It's uncontested fact that we knew this pile of explosives was there before we went to Iraq. The IAEA warned us about it. It's documented fact. We didn't send anybody there to guard the stuff. That is a MASSIVE screw-up. Even if the weapons were removed before we got there, it may have been a good idea to send someone around to check. Didn't do that. Bush's "possibilities" really aren't possible. Even if they were possible, they represent just as colossal a mistake as the one he's trying to squirm his way out of.
I won't even go into the disingenuousness of his little "Global Test" crack. What a pile of shit this guy is. It's truly astounding that anyone would even shake his hand, let alone vote for him to rule the world.
