If you're a silly geek like me, you already know that Apple announced some new iProducts today, and you probably also want them, though you're not quite sure why. GIzmodo's parody is spot on (click through for the whole thing).
As is the subsequent rebuttal.
As for my opinion on the new products.. The littlest iPod is cute, good for jogging, and cleverly marketed (only Apple would use the fact that it doesn't have a screen as the centerpiece of their campaign). The littlest Mac is a lopped of Cube, and will sell like crazy. Now if only those G5s were $500...
