The 50 Most Loathsome People in America 2004. I nearly wet myself.
And then I cried.
But then I laughed a lot more.
I know you'll read #50 and #49 and then skip to #1, but I implore you, for the love of sweet jesus, read them all. They're funny.
I particularly recommend #3, #7, #17, #24, #29.. aw hell.. all of them. Genius.
And of course:
6. George W. Bush
Crimes: Too numerous to mention. The worst piece of shit ever to run this country, including King George III; when's the last time a president made half his country want to move to Canada? Lays claim to the legacy of Jesus Christ as he hungrily sucks what little life-essence is left from the world. Appears to be only dimly aware that he is destroying the future, but seems to think it's kind of funny.
My favorite line.. "Reagan's excruciating sanctification during his agonizingly protracted funeral was enough to make anyone with knowledge of his true legacy blow up a radio tower."
No wait, this one.. "The fact that this ambulatory hamburger's opinions were ever given public forum is an indictment of our entire civilization and all human history leading up to this point." (Toby Keith, #38)
